GARY WALKER
I was recently rebuked on a blog that I occasionally contribute my two sheckles worth of baloney to. My sin was that I referred to the tea bagging, patriotic, numbskulls as sheeple. The devil made me do it.
But when you think about it, the baggers should really be proud of the term sheeple. Afterall, sheep is a word that Christians identify with throughout their purpose driven lives. According to their own signs from below that I have seen, most of the baggers are god fearing, gun totin, Christians. So the teaple, sheeple should actually thank me for the compliment. It fits them to a tea.
Curiously, sheep are some of the dumbest animals ever “created.” They don’t even need a shepherd to guide them. A dog can do it. This must be why Faux News has barked and growled its way to become the top sheepdog of sheepdumb. Has ignorance been enthroned as an American value?
According to the inspired gospel of John (20:29), Jesus said to doubting Thomas, “You believe because you have seen. Blessed are those who have not seen and believe.” This is the puffed up trumpet call for blind faith. Blind faith is the foundation of sand (Mt. 2:26) that most religions are built upon, and Faux News is the foundation of breathtaking inanity. I leave with the words of the famous Saint Porkas Aswinas, “That’s all folks.”